"Screw you guys, i'm going home."- Eric Cartman
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RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH! If you can quote every Cartman phrase verbatim, then you will love shopping the official Cartman Collection on the South Park Shop. Featuring hilarious Eric Cartman tees, hoodies, water bottles, hats, blankets and more, this collection is the perfect way for fans to represent this favorite South Park character. Whether you shop the Screw You Guys Short Sleeve T-Shirt or pick the Cartman Kick-Ass Water Bottle, everyone will know that you are Eric Cartman’s #1 fan.