Tie Dye T-Shirt

Size Chest Length
S 17" 7"
M 19" 7 ½"
L 20" 8"
XL 22" 8 ⅜"
2XL 25" 8 ⅞"
3XL 26" 9 ¼"
4XL 28" 9 ½"
5XL 30" 9 ¾"

South Park Towelie You Wanna Get High? Tie-Dye T-Shirt


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Introducing the South Park Towelie "You Wanna Get High?" Tie Dye T-shirt! This shirt is perfect for anyone who's a fan of the lovable and hilarious Towelie, the genetically engineered talking towel. Known for his catchphrase "You wanna get high?" and his love for recreational substances, Towelie adds a unique and irreverent humor to this t-shirt. With a bold and cheeky design, this tee is a great way to add some Towelie lore to your wardrobe.

Made with top-notch materials, it's as comfy as it is eye-catching. Whether you're hanging out with friends or just doing your thing, this shirt is a playful shout-out to the legendary Towelie. So grab one and show off your South Park spirit in style!

Product Details:

  • 5.3 oz preshrunk
  • 100% heavyweight cotton
  • Classic fit 
  • No two shirts are exactly alike. 
  • Care: Wash separately in cold water, with gentle detergent. Bleach products will cause bleeding and discoloration.

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Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

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